I Want My Heisman Trophy!

They gave the Heisman Trophy to WHO?????

I can rush for 30 yards against Auburn.  My DOG can rush for 30 yards against Auburn.  My PET ROCK can rush that far.

I cannot believe that there were not some kind of shenanigans, payoffs, promises, or threats that brought about this result.  This is a travesty, it is sick, and it is totally, totally, totally WRONG!

The so-called Heisman Committee (or whatever they call themselves) have completely soiled themselves and lost all possible credibility EVER.

The natural choice for this year’s trophy would have been Tim Tebow of Florida.  No other college football player has ever accomplished what he has.  And he did it after missing a game and a half with a concussion.

But he has won it before.  And he was blatantly Christian in his acceptance speech two years ago, and they could not risk such a thing again.  Plus, he’s not of the right “ethnic” background, since someone of the incorrect “ethnic” background won it in the last two years.

The second obvious choice would have been Colt McCoy of Texas.  He was as important to his team as Tebow was to Florida.  And he was the runner-up last year with a slightly worse performance.  But there’s the “ethnic” problem there, too. And he is a quarterback, and a quarterback has won it for the last 2 years, so that would not be “fair”.

Mark Ingram was from Ala-stinking-cheating-nogood-bama, he was not a quarterback, and he fit the other “criteria” to keep the hustlers from complaining. But no one with any sense, observational powers, knowledge of football, or anything other than basic stupidity can say that Ingram was as valuable to his team as Tebow or McCoy (or a couple of the other candidates) were to their team throughout the year. His “performance” against Auburn gave the lie to that notion.

BTW, someone asked why I was rooting for Florida in the SEC championship game against Ala-gag-a-maggot-bama.  My reply was that I would rather cheer for a team with a quarterback who is openly and unashamedly Christian than to root for a team that is coached by Satan.  Or however he is spelling it now.

I WANT MY HEISMAN!  I DESERVE ONE TOO!

Except that I do not play for the “right” team and have the correct “ethnicity”.

grumble grumble grumble